and the rest is rust and stardust

How this set is approaching the 50 item limit, I have no idea. There's so much...nothing.
 
Just a few things to say:
 
1) I am starting an obsession with Marc Chagall, as when cleaning out my aunt's closet in my basement I found an old, cheap print of one of his paintings with a goat (of which there are many.)
 
2) I decided I like Cara Delevingne's face because I support eyebrows.
 
3) I'm not really expecting any of you to know this, but I'm going to Germany in LESS THAN TWO MONTHS, which is only now freaking me out a little.
 
Anyway, my point is, I'm thinking of starting a vlog.
 
I don't know how great of an idea this is (wait, yes, I do. It's terrible.) but I'll explain my reasoning behind it.
 
1) It's one of those stupid things that have always sounded fun to do, but will turn into a fiery inferno of regret and obligation after the second video.
 
2) My friend and I always wanted to make comedy skit videos on youtube but we're incredibly lazy and it never happened. This will be like that only less funny. (I'm not John Cleese.)
 
3) I'm bad at keeping in touch, but this way I can keep the people I who I like updated on what I'm doing with my life.
 
4) I hate telephones, so there is no way I'm calling anybody. This will be a chance to remember the English language. (I'll write on my own, but I'm not standing in front of a mirror and talking to myself just so I don't forget the intricacies of my sweet mother tongue, like the proper time to use the phrase "there's more than one way to skin a cat.")
 
5) I hate speaking in front of people, so maybe not actually speaking to a group of five or less people who happened upon the videos will help with my confidence. (Yeah. It won't.)
 
My reasonry may be incredibly negative but I've already convinced myself. Sort of.

Ailinka Churkov, spy extrordinaire, is portrayed by Vlada Roslyakova. She works for Germany's secret service, the Bundesnachrichtendienst, or BND. Ailinka was sent to investigate Mikael Åkerstadt, international business mogul, and the depth of his mafia connections.

A long time ago I decided to do this city challenge. I though, why not again?

The Order was the best.

I don't think you know how excited I am.
 
I'm leaving the country tomorrow, going to Italy, Monaco (principalities, guys, come on,) France, and Spain.
 
Oh and then I have to go back to school, bluh.
 
BUT THEN I'M GOING TO GERMANY. FOR A YEAR.
 
Oh, and my family is so great and conflicting:
 
Dad: I know you can legally drink over there, but you're not going to.
 
Mom: We're going to have to buy some beers and try them out so you know what's going on, you're going to Germany, it's the land of beer.
 
Mom is such a party animal.
 
Noooo just kidding we're both social outcasts. We were planning how she could be on a rich person reality tv show like the Kardashians or something and be the social outcast of the family, "Oh ignore her she's our weird cousin." Mom would sit in the back of the room wearing giant sunglasses with a "why are you here" look on her face.
 
Oh and my dad has never lived with us or married my mother or anything so it's not weird. Which is why he's going to get "Dad I love and respect you but you don't really have any authority over me like my mother does, so I'm going to drink but calm down dad if you honestly think I would go and get drunk and be a normal teenager this is probably why you don't have real authority over me."
 
Why do I write on these things no one cares and neither do I.
 
Woot Europe Party.
 
LOLOL No parties.
 
It's probably a good thing I don't plan on getting drunk ever it would be a mess.
 
OH, and my mother's best tips for financial security abroad.
 
"If you're a hot mess, you're not a target for pick pockets."
 
"Wear tight pants and put your money in the front pocket."
 
She should have an advice column.
 
Also this is probably the ugliest thing I have ever made ever.

Started this when I planned on dying my hair black.
 
Then I dyed it and my brown hair turned browner.
 
Woo.

I finally finished this draft that has been sitting for almost a year. I don't know that I like it, but whatever.
 
Also, I really hate how in the editor everything looks cute and appropriately sized and then once it's published it's enormous and incredibly ugly.